In the midst of this madness, spare a thought for the primates themselves who not just have their very social and biological identity ridiculed on national television, but also threatened by an Australian or two.

But questioning one’s legitimacy - something that flew out of the ever-wobbly tongue of a certain Hog - is apparently all fine.

With all due respect, the Idiotic Cricket Council - for that’s what it is - is making a fool of itself. For sure.